• Category Archives Conspiracy Theories
  • Dr. Strangelove

    so i recently watched again the most excellent stanley kubrick movie ‘dr strangelove’. i first watched it in college. the first thing i noticed, at the time, was the pornographic opening sequence. a bomber was refueling in midair with a tanker. sexy music was playing. the fuel tube from the tanker had to land into the bomber’s little slot. so the fuel could flow from one plane to the other.

    the movie is so weird, that nobody can believe it when they first see it. if you ask me.

    this last time i watched it, i became attached to this one little scene. i captured some video. and some audio. i remixed some of the audio from the scene into two little sound compositions. and put it back with the video.

    strangelove remixed!

    strangelove remixed too!

  • The Face in the Eagle Nebula 2

    If you missed the previous chapter, then you should know that there are mysterious faces in the Eagle Nebula. And I have just begun to uncover them.

    As we saw before, not only does the middle pillar have a face, but it seems to be an entire heavenly creature. I have called this heavenly body the “Uncle of the Pillars of Creation”. We saw him last time. But did you notice that Uncle of the Pillars has a little “dog”, that is standing on its hind legs, and shaking hands with Uncle?


    How could it be? The images are so clear. There is no mistaking the Uncle of the Pillars of Creation and his dog. Lucky for them they have Lookout looking after them. Creation is a perilous time, and one needs a lookout.

    There are more! Stay tuned. . .

  • The Face in the Eagle Nebula

    Most of us are aware of the mystery and hype surrounding the fabled “Face on Mars”. Originally photographed by the Viking 1 probe in 1976, this image captured the imagination of science fiction enthusiasts as showing possible evidence of monumental alien architecture on the surface of Mars.

    Wikipedia Article

    When NASA returned to Mars in 2000, they snapped some new photos of the Face.

    New Face Photo

    Scientists have explanations for these geological features, yet the face has been used many times in popular culture as the backdrop for speculative fiction.

    The speculative theory I most enjoy is that the face is an ancient alien artifact, left there by an advanced race millions of years ago. The movie Mission to Mars explores this theme in a worthwhile way.

    So naturally some people have suggested a conspiracy. Is NASA covering up evidence of alien artifacts and architecture on Mars? Their dossier of evidence goes very deep.

    It’s much easier to imagine that the Face is just a geological feature that happens to resemble an anthropomorphic “face” when photographed from orbit with the sun at an optimum angle.

    Anyway, who cares about that.

    More importantly, I have recently uncovered even more mysterious and profound evidence of faces in the depths of the heavens.

    This time in what is known as the Eagle Nebula. In 1995 scientists working with the then-still-fresh Hubble Telescope took a picture they titled, “The Pillars of Creation”.

    As you can see, there are several distinct yet mysterious faces in this nebula.

    The first one I will call your attention to I’ve named “Lookout”.

    This face just happens to have two protostars right where its eyeballs should be. Coincidence? It has a nose, and a slightly downturned mouth, but no lips. Coincidence?

    But that’s not all. There’s more.

    The middle Pillar is not just a face, it is an entire heavenly being:

    TO BE CONTINUED! . . .