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  • Piano Lesson Nightmare

    The story of a piano lesson gone wrong:

     

    The piano teacher comes over to the house to give the boy a piano lesson. As the lesson begins, Father enters the parlor, yells at the piano teacher:

     

    “Did you have a bottle of tomato juice for dinner last night?”

     

    Silence.

     

    “Well, did you?”

     

    Puzzled shock.

     

    Piano teacher finally replies, “Yes I did. Why?”

     

    Father yells, “GET OUT! GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE! Never come back! You are not to see my son again! I will not have you in this house! GET OUT!”