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  • Piano Lesson Nightmare

    The story of a piano lesson gone wrong:


    The piano teacher comes over to the house to give the boy a piano lesson. As the lesson begins, Father enters the parlor, yells at the piano teacher:


    “Did you have a bottle of tomato juice for dinner last night?”




    “Well, did you?”


    Puzzled shock.


    Piano teacher finally replies, “Yes I did. Why?”


    Father yells, “GET OUT! GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE! Never come back! You are not to see my son again! I will not have you in this house! GET OUT!”